After seeing how often people confuse words...I decided to write the following: the longest (most random) use of misused words, together, and in context:
Please do not
wait to pull your
weight; please
till your garden
'til the sun goes down.
You're going to let
your crops die! Have faith that you can
affect how well they will grow; and the only side
effects will be fatigue. Make sure you do a
good job so that you can feel
well immediately thereafter.
It's going to be a difficult job, but watering and tilling your plants will
ensure that
their flowers blossom. I
insured my garden because of
its value, and I
assure you that
yours will also be productive. I don’t want to
accept failure and plan to succeed in all areas
except irrigation. I
expect to meet the standard where that is concerned.
My garden will be located in the
capitol of the state; and I will give it a name that starts with a
capital letter. I would like to also invite my former high school
principal, a woman
whose principles are similar to my own, so that she can understand my
principal motivation for seeing this project to fruition. It's critical that I reunite with the person
who's responsible for inspiring me to succeed. I hope to invite more people by
then, because I'd hate to have more chairs
than people. On the other hand, if there are
two too many in attendance, then I'd have only a minor shortage of chairs! I'd hate for my guests to be uncomfortable;
their satisfaction is important to me.
You may not want my two
cents, but you should also have enough
sense to consider what
scents you want your guests to smell. The presence of candles tends to
allude to the importance of smells, but most can not
elude the foul smell of the maneur that is used to fertilize the garden. If it bothers the guests, we can encourage them to stand
farther away from the garden to help
further their enjoyment.
I don't want to
elicit too much personal information from you about your garden; however, I've heard that you may be growing some
illicit plants? While my
vice is shopping, yours may be different? Shall I use a
vise to open your garden door and see the plants for myself? I promise I won't
break anything, but taking a
break from my work and exploring your garden may help to put a
brake on the rumors! If I recall, the last time I visited your garden, I couldn't stop
complimenting you on how well you managed to
complement the floral arrangements with your unique sense of style. In fact, I liked the
stationary garden bench of yours so much, I jotted down the dimensions on a piece of
stationery and added space in my own garden for the same one! While I know you are
averse to accepting criticism, I wouldn't want your choice of plants to bring about
adverse effects for the neighborhood.
I'd also like to remind you to visit the last
aisle of the store where garden tools are sold. There are special tools imported from a small Caribbean
isle that you may purchase for a reasonable price. I don't want you to
lose any money from investing in tools with
loose screws. But I digress.
I
used to think that if you
use an event to promote the success of a garden, then that garden wouldn't succeed. For all
intents and purposes, I would normally conclude that an event would be an
intense means of promoting a purpose. What is the name of
the garden that are planning to till? More importantly, will you be
the gardener who will till the soil 'til the sun goes down?